I am the inventor of cereal! 
The mastermind of breakfast foods!
And the maker of bread!

It all started long long ago....1852 to be exact. 

I was making my bread because it was breading season-

the season where you make bread. 

I was a very successful breader back in the day of bread- 

you see any bread man can bread his bread in breading season...

but I was the best of the best I could make my bread soft and crunchy and flavorful all in one loaf, and the best part about it was...
One bite of my bread...
And your instantly full! 

One day nearing the end of breading season which also happened to be the beginning of milk season.

My wife was a milker her cows had decent milk.

Nothing compared to my bread though.

Anyways

One day nearing the end of breading season which also happened to be the beginning of milk season I was looking for a piece of bread but I couldn't find any until found an old piece of bread-

Dried out, crusty it was the last piece of bread....but it looked nasty

It needed moistness...and on account of the drought we were experiencing I would waste my water on re-hydrating bread.

So I went and I crushed up my bread, put it in a bowl and took a jug of my wife's freshly milked milk and then poured it on there.

Then....

I ate it.

Personally I hated it and wanted to throw away the whole idea...until my wife came in and ate the bread and milk and loved it...so did everyone else

So I made it a thing. It was originally supposed to be called so-real because the product was so-real but when I went to lizards den (lizards den was pretty much the 1852 dragons den) I had a lisp because I had been drinking my nerves away and got into a bar fight and my jaw was broke so when I tried to say so-real it sounded like cereal.

But all that to say I'm just a regular guy who invented cereal and writes on his spare time.