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I FUCKING HATE MINORU MINETA I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING THIS IS SOME KIND OF FUNNY JOKE BUT NO MINORU MINETA IS A PIECE OF SHIT A DAMN BABY WITH DETACHABLE BALLS ON HIS HEAD GOT PICKED OVER ACTUAL CHILDREN WITH ACTUAL SUPERPOWERS AT THE UA ENTRANCE EXAMS AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A HERO? AND I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW MANY DAMN TIMES L'VE SEEN A GREAT PARKING SPACE ONLY TO TURN THE CORNER AND REALISE MINORU MINETA IS ALREADY PARKED THERE IN HIS STUPID LITTLE FUCKING CONVERTIBLE HE TOOK MY WIFE AND THE KIDS AND MY HOUSE AND MY JOB I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD L'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND TAKE THAT GODDAMN BABY TO HELL WITH ME MINORU MINETA HAS RUINED MY FAMILY LAST SUMMER I APPROACHED THE MISERABLE BABY IN THE STREET AND ASKED HIM FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH BECAUSE MY SON IS A HUGE FAN THE FUCKING CUNT GAVE ME THE AUTOGRAPH AND TOLD ME TO BURN IN HELL LATER WHEN I GAVE MY SON THE AUTOGRAPH HE STARTED CRYING AND SAID HE HATED ME TURNS OUT THE MOUSEFUCKER DIDN'T WRITE HIS AUTOGRAPH NO HE WROTE YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT AND I FUCKED YOUR MOM I'M NOW DIVORCED AND PLANNING A HUGE CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST THE SMALL DEVIL THAT RUINED MY LIFE YOUR TIME IS ALMOST OVER MINORU ALL THE PEOPLE YOU'VE WRONGED WILL RISE AGAINST YOU
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*coughs in asthma* don't wanna sound like a slut but I really need a minion fursuit rn just to have an oral sex with my big daddy senpai krzysztof krawczyk in our matching fursuits
crimsen
dont tell anyone but i once met krzysztof krawczyk on a furry comic con he was wearing minion fursuit just like me i asked him what he was doing here he took out a knife and said that if i ever tell anyone that he's a furry he will kill me and my entire family i promised to never tell anyone if he takes away my virginty and he said yes and then we had sex in our fursuits while yuri on ice opening was playing in the background it was beautiful (´♡‿♡`) i thought that i love him but then i met Bogusław Linda and now i know that he's my only senpai and i am his yandere ♡( ◡‿◡ )
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this part of the text about stealing things reminds me of the song by Krzysztof Krawczyk where he sang "dałem ci wiarę, dałem ci spokój, dałem gitarę, dałem samochód, żony nie dałem, żonę wziąłeś sobie sam."
