"Hey, fellas. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil."
"DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus."
"Language!"
"He's fast, she's weird."
"Are you Tony ... Stank?"
"I retire for what, like, 5 minutes, and it all goes to shit."
"You have a metal arm? That is AWESOME, dude!"
"That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you."
"I'm fluent in Google Translate."
"The real question is WHAT ARE THOSE! Why do you have your toes out in my lab?"
"Great! Another broken white boy for us to fix."
"No, it's Kansas."
"A creepy old man cut my hair off!"
"Get help! Please! My brother is dying! Get help! Help him!"
"That means get lost, Squidward!"
"Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards."
"Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies."
"Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat."
"Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear."
"I think you look great, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass."
"Bitch, please! You've been to space."
"I don't fly man, that's your thing."
"You tell those tree branches whose boss."
"He's adopted."
"Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather!"
"I've been falling... FOR 30 MINUTES!"
"I consider experience, experience."
"It varies from moment to moment."
"We are not doing 'get help'."
"Your savior is here!"
"Satisfaction isn't in my nature."
"We know each other. He's a friend from work!"
"I told you, I don't want to join your super-secret boy band."
"Kick names, take ass!"
"The Wi-Fi password. We're not savages."