10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU:
1. You are human.
2. You are reading this.
3. You can’t say ‘P’ without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face, you skipped number 5.
8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
9. You’re laughing at this because you’re an idiot and everyone else is too.
10. You’re probably going to re-post this to see who else falls for it.