hello you little dirty crime boys and girls
i'm the goddamn king
or god
idk, i thought abt starting my own religion
it's not going out too well
(don't ask)
i enjoy anime on an emotional level
i use too many big words and my disciples/friends often consult google to understand what the fuck i'm saying half the time
i swear too much
i'm a crackhead
i song write, but i'm a crappy singer so i sound like a meme when i sing
i can exceptionally perform piano and guitar
watching streams on twitch and playing minecraft on pc are my favorite pastimes, especially when i'm not supposed to be doing it
favorite streamer/youtuber is wilbur soot
but i have also recently been obsessed with mrbeast
i'm a desperate bisexual (lol that's the name of one of my songs)
but i'm taken so i guess i'm not desperate anymore
my gender is attack helicopter (jk i'm fem)
(but am i)
i'm friendly
unless i'm not
my friends want to kill me help-
jk
i despise spiders
life wants to end my life
uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that's it


"ew, people."
-me, every fuckin day of my life

"my goddamn mac and cheese is on fire JACOB THIS IS YOUR FAULT."
-also me

"i'm going to throw you out a moving bus you dumb fuck."
-occasionally me