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          	  You know when you don't go on Wattpad for months, live a miserable life and come back to over 100 notifications and find out your ONE FRIEND on this website has temporarily quit? Haha. Yeah. So much fun.
          	
          	You know coronavirus? I hope you do. My mom contracted it. Joy. School's been a fucking hell zone, even if I'm not in the shitty building. My mom's doing okay now, but I still worry a lot. My life is falling into shambles. Alexa, play Despacito.
          	 
              
          
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            *checks nonexistent watch* Hm? Oh, it's ranting time.
          
          So, I have this one friend who's actually not my friend. Let us call him "Dumbass" for now. So, Dumbass used to deperatly crush on me, and I kinda liked him back. But then he got hella annoying, so that ended quickly. Dumbass and I dated, but I never liked him. I just did it to stop him from begging me all the time. So, he exists, I exist, and he really needed to stop. He is was to desperate, so I ended it real quick. 
          
          He constantly hung around me after that and I really wanted to strangle him and throw him out the nearest window. All the time. So I started dating someone else, and he got really desperate. Oh gods, it's not even okay. 
          
          He's do anything to try and get me to break up with her and it was rude af. He tried to get me jealous that my other friend was cuddling with her at tgif, some friday teen hangout place. I literally don't care. My entire fucking friend group is an entire lesbian cuddle sesh.  He tried to get me to date him again with the guilty factor, the homophobe threat and a whole bunch more. 
          
          So, Dumbass is over here, sobbing his ass off cuz all his little tricks are failing him. So, he takes it one step further.
          
          Ok, I'm not 100% sure it was him. But I know.
          
          He decides to get my girlfriend out of school bc she doesn't live exactly in out town. She lives on the fucking border. Everyone knows it was him, we just have no proof. I haven't seen my gf since friday. And, she's goin to a different high school than me. I'm gonna hurt somebody if she's not ok.
          
          *silently screams into a cup*
           
              
            
              the_emo_supremo
@princeofsassgard mind if I torture him for a bit before I actually kill him?
                  
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              the_emo_supremo
Oki, i just figured out how to be smart and post things on other peoples account page thingys.
          
          I wanted to say that i really like what youve done with your account and your username had me laughing for 10 minutes straight 
           
              
          
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Random person: Who is the sassiest, sexiest person alive?
          
          Me: Loki
          
          Random Person: No, a real person.
          
          Me: Tom Hiddleston
           
              
          
              _shitposthavoc
Who here enjoys Panic! at the Disco? I need more friends who like the same emo music as me. *lonely noises*
 
              
          
              lonelyboio
dude
 
              
          
              lonelyboio
do you see this
 
              
          
              lonelyboio
hi
 
              
          
              ShittyCommentator
I can't go back to your comment, WHAT did you comment on, I have to know, WHAT IF I AM A FELLOW FAN?!

 
               
              