Hi. Didn't see ya there.

Okay, that was a lame intro. Like, a REALLY lame intro.

If that's your intro, and you're offended, I'm kidding.

If you aren't... then I'm not kidding. 



My name and age and all that sruff is extraneous. I'm here to write, and meet people, no matter what age, or name or religion or what not. 

I write a lot of football fics/ soccer stories. Especially about DFB and other soccer players I adore (james rodriguez, for instance).

My most populat story is "The Number Nineteen"- a Mario Goetze fic. If you like that one, you'll also enjoy "Not just Number Ten", which is similar, but the plot is completely different, and it's a James Rodriguez fic. 
I also have a story called "Let's Play a Game" and "Cinderella wears Cleats". Those AREN'T fan-fictions.

I'm currently in the process of planning "Number Thirty-Seven Hates Me", and Erik Durm fic. This will e published later. The cover image can be found in my banner.

Thanks for wasting a few minutes of your life to read all that, and you're now wasting a few more seconds reading this so ha ha ha. I'm evil. Bye.