~ It's two a.m. and I'm possessed by caffeine to finally update my profile, so prepare yourself for brain vomit~

You can call me A.K.A, or Aka, or Anonymous, or 'Noni, or if your name is @RocketMason you can call me Unicorn. I'm a Physical Science Major at an undisclosed college in New York- gosh, I can't tell you which or it would ruin the anonymous-ness (is that a word, (?) I don't think that's a word) of my being.

When I'm not pulling all of my hair out from the stress of trying to survive calculus I'm generally competing in Author Games because, you know, I totally have time to be doing them.

Most of the books I have started on my account either have incredibly slow updates or none at all, so I wouldn't waste my time reading them unless you don't care.

When I'm not at college or pounding my forehead into the keyboard of my laptop, I'm generally swaddled a blanket like a taco hiding from my responsibilities. 

I want to have a section where I give a shout out to my favorite people on here and list my favorite quotes, but my eyes are starting to water from exhaustion so I'm just going to finish this later.

Cheers.