a_rainy_gay

Miles Robbins shouting “THERES A BIG AUDIENCE OF PEOPLE WAITING TO SEE WHAT KIND OF SEA ANIMAL I LIKE I DONT HAVE TIME FOR STUPID STUFF LIKE NEEDING TO PEE. PISS IN A CUP, JACK” to an empty room really just keeps me going

CandiWolfe

@a_rainy_gay I don't even know who the hell you're talking about and the 'PISS IN A CUP, JACK' made me spit out my Fanta
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a_rainy_gay

Miles Robbins shouting “THERES A BIG AUDIENCE OF PEOPLE WAITING TO SEE WHAT KIND OF SEA ANIMAL I LIKE I DONT HAVE TIME FOR STUPID STUFF LIKE NEEDING TO PEE. PISS IN A CUP, JACK” to an empty room really just keeps me going

CandiWolfe

@a_rainy_gay I don't even know who the hell you're talking about and the 'PISS IN A CUP, JACK' made me spit out my Fanta
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a_rainy_gay

My biggest flex is that I know the book song from puppet history by heart

a_rainy_gay

@CandiWolfe well there ain’t a better way to pass the tick tick tickin of the unrelenting march of time than a flip flip flippin through a book like me why don’t you crack my aching spine you never knooooow what you gonna find 
            Well you can study astrophysics or ontology the migratory paths of albacore can even master 20 languages and still have room for every detail of the Punic wars you’d be surprised what you can fit in your mind go on jot a couple notes about the tundra stoat or the roaming of magnetic poles or about how long it’d take a crusty old tyrannosaur to digest your learning body whole
            Read a chapter on the history of cobalt blue or the spores of the wattieza trees or how old Frank Hayes won a steeple chase back in 1923
            You’ll never grow just knowing what you already know
            Reaaaaaaad
            Pleeeeeease
            I beg you to appease every single little itchin curiosity cmon and give me a leaf
            You can read so much that you can spout all 154 of old Bills sonnets off the top of your head and you can read so much the cowards of this world will hunt you down and lock you up until they shoot you dead
            
            
            
            
            
            In any case it’s nice to be well read!
            (There I did it)
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a_rainy_gay

Y'ALL THERE'S CANONLY A PAN FLAG IN ANDISHACK!! ANDI MACK IS PANSEXUAL

the_laetus_poeta

I used to watch that, but didn’t get that far. 
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a_rainy_gay

@AlphaScales You better! There is so much great representation in that show about lots of important topics and I love it and there’s canonly gay characters!!
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a_rainy_gay

Just finished The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller...and all I can say is:
          AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DuckyMcQuack07

@rainy_pansexual I cried way too hard in that book
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Ace_Magpie

@rainy_pansexual yep, when I first finished it I cried in band
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