a_rainy_gay
The scariest thing in the Mandela catalogue is when they made biblical characters white
a_rainy_gay
a_rainy_gay
Miles Robbins shouting “THERES A BIG AUDIENCE OF PEOPLE WAITING TO SEE WHAT KIND OF SEA ANIMAL I LIKE I DONT HAVE TIME FOR STUPID STUFF LIKE NEEDING TO PEE. PISS IN A CUP, JACK” to an empty room really just keeps me going
CandiWolfe
@a_rainy_gay I don't even know who the hell you're talking about and the 'PISS IN A CUP, JACK' made me spit out my Fanta
a_rainy_gay
*pronounces demon like lemon*
*pronounces lemon like demon*
a_rainy_gay
My school: *bans backpacks*
Me, who already doesn’t use my backpack because everyone is homophobic and I have a gay pin on my backpack: you fools
(This happened a while ago but I just wanted to share)
glassesdog2
SCREAMS
I JUST REALIZED YOU WATCH SANDERS SIDES
a_rainy_gay
Almost passed out today in science
Luckily this girl helped me when I couldn’t see or hear anything and I’m ok now but everything looked and sounded like a comic book mixed with a 90s movie for a second
a_rainy_gay
My biggest flex is that I know the book song from puppet history by heart
a_rainy_gay
@CandiWolfe well there ain’t a better way to pass the tick tick tickin of the unrelenting march of time than a flip flip flippin through a book like me why don’t you crack my aching spine you never knooooow what you gonna find Well you can study astrophysics or ontology the migratory paths of albacore can even master 20 languages and still have room for every detail of the Punic wars you’d be surprised what you can fit in your mind go on jot a couple notes about the tundra stoat or the roaming of magnetic poles or about how long it’d take a crusty old tyrannosaur to digest your learning body whole Read a chapter on the history of cobalt blue or the spores of the wattieza trees or how old Frank Hayes won a steeple chase back in 1923 You’ll never grow just knowing what you already know Reaaaaaaad Pleeeeeease I beg you to appease every single little itchin curiosity cmon and give me a leaf You can read so much that you can spout all 154 of old Bills sonnets off the top of your head and you can read so much the cowards of this world will hunt you down and lock you up until they shoot you dead In any case it’s nice to be well read! (There I did it)
a_rainy_gay
When I was 9 I said I wanted to join our schools flag football team my sister said to me “What are you? A little boy?” Little did she know I was indeed a boy.
a_rainy_gay
Ok but now I kind of want to cut my hair??? But I love having long hair :(
a_rainy_gay
I just told all my friends I cut my hair and sent a picture as proof when in reality I just pulled my hair back and it’s still very long
I haven’t had this much fun in years
