I'm Ellie Hoffman-Brooks (elaborate fake name because life needs a little sparkle from a free fizz!):
- conservative Christian
- aspiring teen writer
- insane theater kid (top favorite musicals in order: Les Mis, Hamilton, DEH, Matilda)
- Skeleton Clique Member
- multishipper (Jeggy, Laurgelica, Thomgelica, Hamliza, Philidosia, Pegbury, Bandtrees/Zoevan, Hercia/Marcules)
- founder of Non-Lams OTPs
- reader (particular lover of Celeste Ng and Little Fires Everywhere, also hooked on The Crucible)
- swimmer
- skater
- musician (piano, flute, guitar)
- Latin nerd
- overly analytical Assertive Protagonist/ENFJ-A (internal monologue is named Isa the weaver)

Please do not curse in my comments sections, nor put acronyms that have letters standing for curse words. If you do, I will delete the comment as soon as I can. Repeat offenders will be reported. Thank you for understanding.

 #helpmygirlAlana
Put this on your profile if you think Alana Beck deserved better. (I am the proud founder of this endeavor as a lover of isolated women in general!)

Ako ay Fil-Am at gusto ko magsanay Tagalog. Si alam mo Tagalog, paki tulong ko!

I have a joint account with @christiandramakid at @WErRevoltingChildren.

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║97% of you won't post this. When
║Jesus died on the cross he was
║thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that
║cares, put this on your profile.
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----██-----  Put this on your wall           
-█████---if you're not
----██----- embarrassed
----██----- to tell others
  that you believe in God. ❤

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache; when you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. When you're about to repost this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him.

IRL friends with @Wintervibes123 and @kaeya-vonhagen! Go follow them!

Wattpad Sisters/Triae Filiae Domini:
- Ellie - @the_laetus_poeta
- Keisha - @christiandramakid
- Evie - @cantando_kiwi