Pranaam! I'm Rucha, time-traveling history buff and full-time Bharatvarsh enthusiast, accidentally born in 21st century (still negotiating my transfer to Dwaparyug). While everyone else worries about Wi-Fi speed, I'm here stressing over whether Arjun ever got helmet hair .And if you think things are peaceful? Nope. Just wait until Nakul starts flexing, Sahdev starts predicting doom, and Bhim asks, "Khana kab milega?"
Warning Labels (Read at Your Own Risk):

1. Side effects of reading may include: sudden urges to wear a dhoti, lecture your siblings 
3. Do not consume while drinking water-you will laugh and choke.
4. All unsolicited marriage proposals will be redirected to Draupadi's swayamvar waiting list.
5. Overexposure to Krishna's leela may result in spontaneous philosophical debates and butter theft.
6. Any complaints about epic length will be forwarded to Veda Vyasa himself.
7. Readers may experience unexplained pride in ancient kingdoms and develop strong opinions on whether Dronacharya charged tuition fees.
8. Swords, chariots, and divine astras not included but high drama is guaranteed!
9. Absolutely no refunds if you find yourself transported to a royal sabha and mistaken for a messenger.
So if you're ready for history with a heavy dose of humor, drama that makes even Gandhari roll her eyes (blindfolded!), and royal banter that would give modern stand-up comedians a run for their money... welcome to my maha-katha!

Bring your own gada. And snacks.https://www.instagram.com/author_rucha?igsh=ZWR0Z2ZlOWd5cGZ1