If life gives you lemons squirt them in a bítch's eye.

Life is like Pandora, you have no control over what happens

Ps I like barely update, so yeah
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absoluteavacado absoluteavacado Apr 16, 2016 05:21AM
I just read the wattpad 6.7.6 update and I was just like what the heck is this
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