w o r ks  i’m  l o s t in:
	✩1-800-KINK-ME-UP
	
w o r ks i’m  c u r r e n t l y  p l o t ting:
	✩ 1-800-KINK-ME-UP
	
w o r k s t h a t  i am  s t a r ting:
	✩ Capture & Release: In the eyes of the hunted. Horror, General Fiction. Rated: YA 
^^ ✩ The Housemaid: Humor, Romance, Rating: May Increase
      ✩ Catharsis: She would be number one at any cost. General Fiction, Tragedy, Angst, Romance. Rated: YA

a b o u t me:
Gaudy. Loudest over the crowd. Eye-catching. Whimsical alien. 

g o a l(s):
none at the moment. i write because it amuses me. and i hope to amuse someone else.

b a n t e r: i slum around the undiscovered section of wattpad. but lately i feel i shouldn't. most are unoriginal. and it's fine to be that way as long as the story is well-written and moving at a pace the author wants. but none is. it's the same garble garbage without description or care or meaning. like an idea appeared in their heads.. and manifested into cow dung. dumb people shouldn't read my shit. and i say that nicely. it's weird and i love it. i love the ugly sides and love, the sort of arguments that lead to even more hideous make-up sex. i try to be adult. i try. it's really hard.

real stuff about me: i live in georgia. i'm an alumni of UGA. i have a bachelors in Biology but i work as a FA (flight attendant) where the pretty ladies wear red liptstick (hint* hint*). i have a crash pad in jersey that is over-run with bad planning and decisions. i have a boyfriend twenty-four years my senior -- i think he's a sugar daddy in disguise and i haven't realized it yet. i dream of seeing my books in cheap kiosks in airports for stupid high prices only to disappoint you with the real life endings. but in the end, maybe i will become a sassy nurse who tells you your dad's blood sugar is too high. and that he should lose weight. 

i love too hard. care about relationships with other people way too much. i should grow from this. hopefully.