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Laito: Bitch-chan, what happened to your clothes?
Author: I.... I got trampled over by YOUR fangirls. Isn't that obvious?
Laito: Apologies Bitch-chan, how will I make it up to you?
Author: Spread your love to my readers.
Laito: Bitch-chan is that all? My,my sister many females and so little time.
Author: Not just females Laito-kun.
Laito: Huh?
Author: You've been warned.
-Leaves-
Laito: Bitch-chan, don't just..
anonymous: Laito-kun~
Laito: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
Eren: Laito-kun receives a grim reminder from the dark,evil author. He will be not returning from this day on.
Author: -Hits Eren- WHAT THEN HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Mikasa: Eren..... what are we doing here. We still have to clean up the stables that Heichou told us to clean.
Eren: He isn't here right now so we will be fin--.
Levi: OI!! Brat!! who told you to take a break. Clean the fucking stable. NOW.
Author: L-Leviiiiii~
Levi: Tch' what are you looking at brat?
Author: S-senpai n-noticed me.
Levi: Oi! Brat,hurry your fucking ass back to the stables now!!
-Enter Ayato-
Ayato: Chic-chinaski ~ Oiiiii~ - sees Levi-
Levi: Tch' filthy.
Ayato: What a very short man....
Author: Ayato!!
Levi:........
Ayato: Hey shorty!! What are you doing here? Nice uniform. What school do you go to?
Author: Shit.
Levi: -Beats the shit out of Ayato-
Mikasa: That's gotta hurt.
Eren: I've been there..... I feel you bro.
Ayato: Owwwwww...
Levi: Don't fucking call me short again.
Author: *.* Levi~
-Exit Levi,Mikasa and Eren-
Ayato: Chic-chinaski..... help me.
Author: You're a vampire, help yourself.
-Author leaves-
Ayato: I'll make her pay.
Kanato:........
Ayato: Oh.... Kanato,help me.
Kanato: Ne, teddy... will I help Ayato? -Leans into bear- Ok.
Ayato: Thanks a lot Kanato you're the bes--?! HEY!!
-Kanato leaves-
Ayato: Damn it.