Currently rethinking my life choices. 



Laito: Ne, Bitch-chan did I just hear you call me?



Akatsubakii: Eh.... no.



Ayato: Oi! chic-chinaski, I, yours truly need to drink your blood. c'mon!! 



Subaru: Will you stop playing with my hair!! you imbecile. 



Akatsubakii: it's just so smooth.



Shuu: Please be quiet... I'm listening to my music.



Kanato: Ne, teddy. Do you think sakii-chan likes pain? *creepily stares at author-chan*



Reiji: Please... I'm reading my book. Quieten down.



Laito: Bitch-chan, wanna go to my room? 



Ayato: Yours truly will take care of her!! 



Laito: Bitch-chan will you acce--.



-Enter Mukami brothers-



Kou: Good evening my melchonic kitten. 



Yuma:........ 



Azusa: Ohaiyo, Eve.



Ruki: Come with us Eve.



Ayato: Nani?! Everyone is taking my chic-chinaski!! 



Reiji: You are not welcome in our home. Please leave. 



Kanato: You don't dare touch Sakii-chan!! I'll kill you!!



Akatsubakii: Everyone, enough. I ain't your prey.



EVERYONE: THEN WHO DO YOU BELONG TO?! 



Akatsubakii: *smirks* My readers. -drops microphone-