coachstevesteve
hahahahah penis
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b0nerfart
hey yall this is my old account. i cant remember the password to this account or my gmail so im gonna be offline while i get it figured out
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okay my dad is actually going to the phone store i should be back but if im not its because i no longer have a phone so goodbye lovelies
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my uncle: do you like trump
me: *bitch face* hell no
uncle: *laughs* your granddaughter doesnt support trump
my grandma: *bitch face* commie
me:?
uncle: she says that everyone who doesnt support trump is a commie
me: well go ahead and send me to china in that case fuck trump
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heres the thing
i really dont care if you're republican. i actually agree with a lot of republican beliefs. i also dont care if you're a democrat. i agree with a lot of those beliefs.
just dont be a dickhead and i can vibe with you
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i have to do a socratic seminar over the giver fml
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bullying you based off your comfort streamer bc idgaf about your feelings
nihachu- oml speak up nobody can hear yo ass
technoblade- you were nice for a very long time and then you went apeshit. also, there is a reason nobody wants to be friends with you
karl jacobs- stfu side character ass
wilbur soot- being bisexual isnt your entire personality
dream- you have like the weirdest laugh that makes you spit all of over ppl i mean cmon we're in a pandemic yall
sapnap- you are one ignorant and sassy fucker, but i kinda like you for that
georgenotfound- stop lying and just come out we all know you gay af
badboyhalo- JUST BECAUSE I SAY FUCK DOES NOT MEAN I AM A SINNER
tubbo- i have nothing to say about this one except you are VERY oblivious to literally everything.
tommyinnit- quiet down whore
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on February 14 i plan to spread as much hate and negativity as possible
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lol nope im back
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going offline for a bit will be back hopefully idk my parents might cut off my phone lmao