Alastair
it/they/he/she
single and it will stay that way. why have a s/o when you can simp for a pig in a crown?

nowhere is everywhere - updates every Wednesday, one chapter per update.  

Killjoy name: Precious Cyanide

I'm from Texas and I can't wait to leave this wretched state. 

βLΩΩD ҒΩR THΣ βLΩΩD GΩD

✨bust that Bible open read the verses to me back✨

Just killed a woman, feeling good. 😊

Pro-CHOICE (FUCK ALABAMA AND LOUISIANA FOR BANNING ABORTION)

Anti-Trump (he can kiss my fat ass)

COURTNEY LOVE KILLED KURT COBAIN

I use dude, bro, and guys as gender neutral terms, so if. You do not identify as male and I refer to you as one of those terms, I'm not misgendering you. 

You are all valid human beings, no matter your race, religion, sexual/romantic orientation, gender identity, weight, height, and opinions. 

If you try to force your opinions on me, I will unfollow, report, and mute you. 

I'll make fun of you if you're a furry. 

So why won't you
SHOW ME
YOUR TITS

C O N S E N S U A L L Y

I listen to emo/punk/alternative music. (IE MCR, FOB, TØP, P!ATD, All Time Low, Green Day, Sum 41, Blink-182, Staind, Foo Fighters, Goo Goo Dolls)

I am very similar to Technoblade. I speak fluent sarcasm, I don't give a fuck how you feel, and I have very minir reactions to shit. 

I am not your everyday stupid. I am your ADVANCED stupid. 

I SIMP FOR CORPSE HUSBAND. 

I cuss a lot so if you can't take it then back off pussy bitches

I'll follow back if you speak my fucking language (English for you foreigners)

If you can't take a goddamn joke, go the fuck away you cunt. 

My cousin: @callmesatanfuck

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