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i write badass women and nice guys who, like real people, are occasionally horrible to each other. you're going to hate them, love them, question their morals and your own along the way. not for the faint-hearted or close-minded.
too picky and busy to do read for read or follow for follow. i report all self-promos as spam as per Wattpad Ts&Cs.
table of contents:
☆the Ingrid odyssey:
°Whiskey Latte (completed novella)
°Vodka Espresso (completed novel)
°Tequila Americano (completed novel)
°Flat White Rum (completed novel)
》Ingrid side-projects (featuring characters created by @Norwood515 ):
°Wasted (completed short story; ingrid + jude)
°Experiment (completed novella; ingrid + craig)
☆Seacliff: historical romance/fantasy novel (available on Inkitt)
☆The Spying Cat: historical romance/mystery novel (available on Inkitt)
☆the bubble man: mystery/thriller short story + script (completed)
☆camelia: short descriptive story (completed)
▪︎Physical: contemporary dance drama/mystery (ongoing on Inkitt)
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alcoholandcaffeine
Aug 02, 2025 12:38PM
I've decided to unpublish and not submit the novel-length version of The Spying Cat to the Wattys, due to some fine print in their terms where it says: "In submitting an Entry/Story, each Entrant pe...View all Conversations
Stories by Maria Killjoy
Whiskey Latte
Millennial immigrant Ingrid has quasi-settled in Berlin. She's got a place of her own, the beginning of a car...
Vodka Espresso
Ingrid feels at home in Berlin. She picks up one-night-stands at the bar and commutes to her 9-to-5. But she'...
Tequila Americano
Ingrid is not a good girl. She used to have an affair with a New York drug lord, has broken up at least one m...