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i write badass women and nice guys who, like real people, are occasionally horrible to each other. you're going to hate them, love them, question their morals and your own along the way. not for the faint-hearted or close-minded.

too picky and busy to do read for read or follow for follow.

table of contents:

☆the Ingrid odyssey:
°Whiskey Latte (completed novella)
°Vodka Espresso (completed novel)
°Tequila Americano (completed novel)
°Flat White Rum (completed novel)

》Ingrid side-projects (featuring characters created by @Norwood515 ):
°Wasted (completed short story; ingrid + jude)
°Experiment (completed novella; ingrid + craig)

☆Seacliff: historical romance/fantasy novel (completed)
☆The Spying Cat: historical romance/mystery novella (completed)
☆the bubble man: mystery/thriller short story + script (completed)
☆camelia: short descriptive story (completed)

▪︎Lex Sacrata: vampire romance/mystery novel (on hold)
▪︎Physical: contemporary dance drama/mystery (on hold)
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In case anyone is interested, I am currently publishing an extended version of The Spying Cat over on Inkitt.The first 3 chapters are the same, chapter 4 is brand new, and a couple more chapters of...
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