alea <3

Guysssss it’s almost my birthdayyyyyyyy!!!!

I had the one of the most embarrassing days of my life yesterday....

I bird flew in my house and landed on my fridge. Idk how to feel about that 

No problem :D

When in doubt at a fancy restaurant, get chicken strips, fries, and soda

One-shot book anyone???

I got a new screen cover and it looks like i have a brand new phone  

Girls with Nutella-
          
          Good friends: "Hey, you have some Nutella on your teeth."
          
          Best friends: "Okay smile!" *takes picture and sends to their crush*
          

I just did a full face of make up and destroyed half of my bathroom sink :/

Should i make a rant book?