Heeeey
So i don't want to make this to awkward for you and instead will just state a few facts.

-My name is Alexander aka Alex (aka the one you worship) 
-I'm actually a mother frickin' MALE DIRECTIONER! (RED ALERT! RED ALERT! MALE DIRECTIONER IN THE BUILDING.)
-I'm 16 years young and live in England (Born in Barbados, dad from Hawaii)
-I have a pretty fucked up accent. Its like the male Rihanna with a tint of British.
-Yes, Shadow is my real surname.
-Born on Halloween (starting to think that my parents did this on purpose)
-I'm a nigga. (Almost. i'm like Beyonce and RiRi)
-I am hilarious. Dot.
-Bisexual (open for everything ;o)
-Male whore (I will do you if you're hot)
-Sexy ass mofo.
-Bamf.

Things i love:

-Everything horror connected
-ONE DIRECTION (I WAS BORN TO WORSHIP THEM)
-OK. OK. I can admit that Justin Bieber is dangerously hot.
-Rihanna, YOU GO GIRL!
-LITTLE MIX (asdfg)
-Beyonce (Dat ass)
-Bruno Mars
-Rita Ora
-Chris Brown
-Adam Levine is hot....
-The wattpad-ers @Rebel_Girl & @LamPayning (My wifeys) And my newest wifey @Akshaya_1Dlover
-The word 'love' is much too stong but Sam @Totallyshipniam (Yes, you fucker)
-TEDDY BEARS
-My friends
-Mean girls (SO NOT SORRY FOR THIS!)
-Girls
-Boys
-Sex
-Simon Cowell

what do you call a cat with no legs? ....A cat with no legs! (Badum tsss (Made this up on the spot ;o #talent))

"How is everyoneee? Funny date today 12/12/12 :)" -Liam Payne #nodrama 

"Thank you @real_liam_payne and @louis_tomlinson for telling the world that i shit myself" -Niall Horan (it happens to the best of us)

"Hola at me" -wise words from Harry Styles

"We'd find old school photos but camera's didn't exist in your day ..." -the diva himself, Louis the Tommo Tomlinson

"Mate if I had a face like yours my hair would be the last thing I'd worry about :)" -the inner diva of Zayn Malik

just got a text from my male friend saying that he had a big surprise for me -its 3:30 am.... pipe down bad boy!

I will eventually post stories on @Batiish