alinwastaken

one of the worst nights of my life and i cant even sleep i hate it here

1310Kawaii

I hope I can make you laugh through some cringe-worthy jokes!
          
          ❣️) What do you call a pig that does karate?
          -A pork chop
          
          ❣️) Why did the bike fall over?
          -It was two tired
          
          ❣️) Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
          -He was stuck in a vicious cycle
          
          ❣️) What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
          -“Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
          
          ❣️) Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
          -Because every play has a cast.
          
          ❣️) What do you call an alligator detective?
          -An investi-gator.
          
          ❣️) What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
          -The eeriest.
          
          ❣️) Why did the scarecrow win an award?
          -Because he was outstanding in his field
          
          ❣️) How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
          -See if he is coffin
          
          ❣️)  Why do bees have sticky hair?
          -Because they use honeycombs

Barbiedoll123457

Hey love,
          
          Thank you sooo much for giving my book a try and for all the comments and votes. It really means a lot. I hope you're liking it. :)
          
          Have a great day/ night ahead. Thanks once again❤️
          
          All the love,
          Pragati x

alinwastaken

I loved it so much ❤️ can’t wait for more updates!!
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