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I, ANA WENGER, DAUGHTER OF ZEUS, FROM THE BLESSING OF APOLLO, RIDER OF THE GRIFFIN SKYDANCER AND NIGHT FURY DARKTHUNDER, PROUD MEMBER OF THE GRYFFINDOR HOUSE AND APHRODITE FANGIRL CLUB, PLEDGE TO BECOME A POTATO UNICORN AND TO CONQUER THE WORLD WITH MY POTATO UNICORN BREATH WITH AN ARMY OF FLYING MONKEYS RIDING NYAN CATS WHILE SHOOTING SKITTLE CANNONS.
              
                                                                                                                                             -THANK YOU.