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hi hello lo what's up, self?! so our connection is still out (since the other day) so i am more than tempted to publish my beautiful, tear-jerking, eloquently-written one-shot masterpieces on here. still not sure though because i have a 50-50 situation going on. other 50: OH MY GOD BIANCA IT’S LIKE SOOO GOOD !!! YOU’RE SUCH A GREAT WRITER, SHAKESPEARE WHO? OTHER WRITERS COULD NEVER! YOU HAVE THE SKILLS OF SHAKESPEARE, STEPHEN KING, AND WHO ARE WE KIDDING? JOSE RIZAL TOO other 50: THIS IS PURE AND UTTER SHIT YOU FUCKING DONKEY! YOU THINK THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH? WELL THINK AGAIN, SHITHEAD so like… are we still good, self? :’)