❝ when imagining an Annalisa, imagine all the beguiling charm and allure granted to the goddess Aphrodite and mix it with the radiance and grandeur of every star that has ever shone. ❞

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Interviewer: *clears throat* So, what is your favourite book of all time?

Me: You did not seriously just try to make me choose. You know I struggle with decisions but I would have to say maybe... The Mortal Instruments Series, One Of Us Is Lying, The Court of Thorns and Roses series, The Cruel Prince Series, They Both Die at The End, The-

Int: Shut up, they're getting bored now and so am I. Do you want them to keep scrolling and scrolling and scrolling and scrolling-

Me: OK. That's enough. I think they get it. Plus I paid you to do this so stop complaining.

Int: Technically I'm just a random guy you found on the street who you gave a Mars bar to do this for you.

Me: Technicalities. Next question.

Int: *rolls eyes* What are you terrible at?

Me: *glares at interviewer* That wasn't one of the questions I wrote down for you. In fact, throughout this whole session, you've barely followed the script at all.

Int: I know. I just really want to find out what you're bad at so I can rub it in later.

Me: You know what? Fine. I suck at Math and Science and all things logical. Algebra looks like a different language and the periodic table swims before my eyes every time I look at it!

Int: Um, okay. You can calm down now and put the table lamp down. What are you good at?

Me: Not much. 

Int: Yay, the last question. What's your favourite book on Wattpad?

Me: I have a few:  I sold myself to the devil for vinyls, F.A.I.T.H, Lupus Deus, Cinderelliot, No Capes, Vigilante and loads of other ones so go read them. Now. Like, seriously.

Int: One last question.

Me: You said that was the last question.

Int: Can I use your bathroom?

Me: Get out of my house.

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