official backup account for @alluringlytragic

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❝ in which a teenage girl creates a backup account in the hopes of unleashing her inner sarcasm ❞

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Interviewer: You have got to be kidding me, I'm back to interviewing you again? I thought I got rid of you.

Me: *hair flips* Darling, getting rid of this beauty is going to take a whole lot more effort than that.

Int: What is the point in a backup account anyway, don't you think they've had enough of you by now?

Me: *struggles to not throw a chair at his head* I'm just paranoid.

Int: That someone will come up behind your back and stab you? I wouldn't object to that.

Me: *rolls eyes so far into the back of her head that the irises disappear* No. You imbecile. Wattpad has been deleting accounts both by glitch and by other reasons. And I'm scared. *crosses arms and avoids eye contact*

Int: Awwww. Don't worry. I'll protect you.

Me: *smiles hopefully* Seriously?

Int: Hell no. You being gone would be a blessing.

Me: *pushes interviwer off of the balcony*

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