Ez_the_kiwi
*in fancy announcing lord voice*
Dear fellow human being! It has come to my attention you have decided to follow me. I thank you for your pledge of allegiance and your initiation starts now! You must bring me a vial of moon glitter, A star from the furthest galaxy and a bottle of coke (I’m kinda thirsty).
Meet me here at sundown in three days to deliver me these items!
Lots of love Ez ❤️
PS thanks for following ❤️❤️❤️❤️