Sometimes.. i like to get a BIG OL' CAN of dwubya dee 4orty, and just rub it all over my man titties, and spary some in a paper bag and just take a DEEEEEEEEEEEP breath, and when i get kicked out of walmart for stealing the urinal cakes, just yell at the security guards "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll suck your dick dry for a dollar!", made last months rent that way