ItSaysGullibleOnTheCeiling

Grammarly ads are like "Now the sentence 'The homosexual homosapians looked happily' is grammatically correct, but instead you should say 'The gay gaze of those gays' "

Hiii

OK, but the UA sports festival is so stupid.
          "Let's just show off these future superheroes powers so the villains know exactly how to defend against them... And broadcast it on national television."

My step mum, to my little sister: No, you're staying here until you apologise
          
          Me: Why am I being punished because she called you a dickhead?

One of these days I'm going to get an email from my hacker, feeling bad for me having Sky WiFi and asking if we want to be pen pals 

Je suis au batôn de colle

What my parents don't understand is that I don't like doing the washing up because I'm left with my own thoughts... Also it's icky. 

I'm not entirely sure what queer actually means, but to my understanding that's what queer means? 

I just purged a bunch of my stories, so if you were hoping from an update and can't find one, it's probably gone 

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