Me: Hey guys! My name is Arezu and well, this is my profile page (: I'm sure you have never heard my name before. Like ever. 
Jace: Of course they haven't heard your name before. Don't go telling them your last name or else they might run away.
Clary: Jace that's not very nice. Besides, you have more last names than anyone can count so if anyone is going to run away from someone, it should be you.
Jace: Clary, I must say, that deeply wounded me. 
Simon: I say good job to Clary. It's about time someone addressed the multiple elephants in the room: your last name(s).
Me: Okay guys I think that's enough you're starting to scare the readers away. 
Jace: Sorry Arezu, we just kind of got caught up in the moment.
Clary: You're always getting caught in the moment
Me: Okay that's enough now. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy my first book. I've wanted to write this for a long time and it never occurred to me to put it on Wattpad but now that I did, I'm super excited for all of you to read it.
Simon: Is it science fiction? Cuz I don't really read any other stuff.
Clary: You don't even read. You look at all the drawings in the comic books.
Simon: There is still dialogue!
Jace: *under his breath* You are both so weird..
Me: Anyway... just read the book and tell me what you think! I would love to get feedback from everyone who reads it. Thanks Lovies (:
Jace: Lovies?
Me: Yup, it's my thing.