❝It is what it is and what it is, is... shit.❞

Life is hard and can be shite, but in the end it all works out. Life will always get better no matter what, there will always be someone out there for you who cares. I was previously married to Mary Morstan but she was unfortunately killed. I'd rather not talk too much about that.

❝We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants so I wouldn't hold out too much.❞

Best friend is Sherlock Holmes and he's the most incredible man I have -or anyone else for that matter- will meet. I was so alone, and I owe him so much. He's done some pretty stupid stuff over the years but he's ridiculous and that's what I love about him.

❝Did we just break into a military base to investigate a rabbit?❞

I write a blog (that gets more views than Sherlock's blog) that outlines cases Sherlock has solved over the years, an outline of our time together. All the cases, all the strange things Sherlock's made me do, good and bad.

❝...but for the record if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.❞

I'm not gay, I have a daughter and was married to a woman. 'A woman?!' Yes, a woman Mrs Hudson.