Greetings Ladies and Gentlemen,
      This is Artemis Fowl to you all. 
Don't call me Arty of Dearie or any term of endearment else it would result in a meeting with my bodyguard Butler only my parents......and perhaps Holly can call me that but it dosen't matter. 
I have spared a little amount of time on this ridiculous website because I have seen fans writing gibberish about me. But if u want to follow my footsteps and need any help in criminal/scientific career u can contact Butler and if I can spare time I may cast an eye on your case. If u need help in professional or exclusively boring career advices u can contact holly in Police Plaza or post your questions on Foaly's website:
www.horsesense.gnom
I don't want any spamming or rubbish else u'll spend rest of your life repenting.
I AM NOT JOKING. I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

ARTEMIS FOWL II

P.S. I prefer juvenile genius to criminal mastermind.If u want my attention no use of extolling.