@artemisfowl2007
I know your not the real Artemis,because he would never say "u" Or have a wattpad. At least,not a wattpad under his own name.
@SapphireMarscott . I see no sense in this argument. Maybe I alredy know that "u" would think so that's why I have this account under my own name.... or maybe I am Opal Koboi... Who knows?
@artemisfowl2007 your description XD and here is my promo offer - go read 'turn of the night' XD it's my story :P
Exam time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see u all in April!!!!!!! wish me luck. ;-)
ooooooooooo wow @artemisfowl2007 !! XD nice intro..and I AM GOING TO SPAM YOU NOW !!
Greetings Ladies and Gentlemen,
This is Artemis Fowl to you all.
Don't call me Arty of Dearie or any term of endearment else it would result in a meeting with my bodyguard Butler only my parents......and perhaps Holly can call me that but it dosen't matter.
I have spared a little amount of time on this ridiculous website because I have seen fans writing gibberish about me. But if u want to follow my footsteps and need any help in criminal/scientific career u can contact Butler and if I can spare time I may cast an eye on your case. If u need help in professional or exclusively boring career advices u can contact holly in Police Plaza or post your questions on Foaly's website:
www.horsesense.gnom
I don't want any spamming or rubbish else u'll spend rest of your life repenting.
I AM NOT JOKING. I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
ARTEMIS FOWL II
P.S. I prefer juvenile genius to criminal mastermind.If u want my attention no use of extolling.