"Guess what kind of chemical I am?"
"What?"
"I'm sodium fine."
(• - •)
~ | > *whips really hard while dancing to all the single
/ \ ladies*
*also trying to give everyone a high five but misses the persons hand and slaps them in the face instead*
Trying to be an aspiring writer.
Ps. Also starting stories I'm probably never going to finish.
Follow me cause I'm a desperate hoe.
(Aka. Pussyslayer.ari)
^@papijoii
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