A giggly daddy once stated, “I ate a grape and I jizzed my pants.”
A not-at-all-Asian Kiwi once said, “My sister’s brother’s friend.”
A nine feet tall blond once tweeted, “Penis’s are my favourite thing.”
A punk rock kitten once announced, “I will be spending most of my days here, goodbye.”
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attackonashton
Jan 21, 2015 02:04AM
i currently have bye bye bye by NSYNC stuck in my head. no regrets.View all Conversations
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things that tick me off and make me pissed.
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