A giggly daddy once stated, “I ate a grape and I jizzed my pants.”
A not-at-all-Asian Kiwi once said, “My sister’s brother’s friend.”
A nine feet tall blond once tweeted, “Penis’s are my favourite thing.”
A punk rock kitten once announced, “I will be spending most of my days here, goodbye.”
- in ur pants ;)
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