Average Dumb Boi

I just saw that the Uma localization translated "Wei!" as "Wahey!"
          
          I am going to come fucking find you and I swear to the Uma Goddesses that whoever decided that never ruins anything ever again.
          
          You don't fuck with perfection. Jojo localization understood this by keeping Muda in the english dubs, why is it so hard to just not translate a word that has no translation.

An excerpt from the current Uma chapter I'm working on.
          
          [Turbo wraped her arms and legs around his chest and screamed. "TOREINAAAAA!" Turbo began sobbing into his chest. "Y-ya gotta stop her! Mac-chan ate my gummy worms!"
          
          Oh hell no. Y/N put down Turbo and began running. Using the couch as a springboard, he flipped through the air, flying over the heads of an awestruck Fenomeno and El Condor Pasa before nailing the wide-eyed McQueen with a double leg dropkick. As Mac crashed into the refrigerator, Y/N bounced off and landed in a crouch on the countertop.
          
          "AMAZING! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE BEST, BOSS!"
          
          "Thank you, Meno!" Y/N rose from his crouch and hopped off the countertop before pointing down at McQueen. "And let this be a lesson to you. If you want snacks, ask before you take."
          
          "...Ooooow..."]
          
          I have no idea how the Chapter came to this. It was supposed to just be a series of Events where Y/N gets jealous about all the attention Fuji gets and it became a crack chapter.

Air Groove Tongue Action

I have fallen into the Transcend Rabbit Hole, that's my bro right there

Tachyon would like Tail pulling

Yet another Excerpt from Tachyon's Research log
          
          [During my compulsory cooking lessons (which will be pointless if this experiment is a success), I've noticed an interesting behaviour from my dear Guinea Pig.
          
          My labcoat is in his words "Too fucking big" to wear while cooking, so I take it off during our lessons. However, during one lesson on a day off from school, I had shown up in my casual wear and Guinea Pig had a vested interest in the way my tail poked out from underneath my sweater. (You sly dog! How scandalous!) Thus, came the answer to the problem of these cooking lessons.
          
          Seduction via silky tail. My genius is astonishing, yes.]

Also holy shit 1k followers. Thanks I guess

All things considered, the Olympics was a massive L for Canada this year. Beat at our own game, and cheating at fucking curling is not what I want my country to be known for dawg

It's the time if the year where I get sick and everything is terrible. Gotta love winter

Bruh what has happened to the Uma community over the last few weeks? Why is Creek infertile? What happened on February 7th?