Average Dumb Boi

Balatro and Gacha has taken over my life. I've had a brief respite via Marvel Rivals recently...untill i made an EXCELLENT FINANCIAL DECISION and bought enough currency for the Psylocke skin (the cake was too tempting).
          
          In short, don't trust me with 5 bucks, because I will not resist the urge to gamba.

So, in preparation for The Game Awards, I decided to atleast check out one more game up for goty, and landed on Metaphor.
          
          Now, while I do love Balatro, and FF7, Metaphor is peak I'm afraid. I'm not too far in the game at the moment, but I've been having a great time. I still need some time to judge, but this is in the running for my personal Game of The Year.
          
          Also I want to throw down the protagonist and stick my d-

Well, after the recent HSR drip market it's safe to say I'm skipping Sunday. Imagine wanting everyday to be the lord's day, couldn't be me.
          
          Anyway, The Herta. "The" is very important.

So...2 yolo 10 pulls and you're now looking at the owner of an E1 Rappa. Both were 50/50 victories.
          
          I should be happier, but I already know that I have wasted my luck for when Fugue drops. That means no wife. No fluffy tail for me.

My friend group is planning an FGO DnD campaign and I feel the need to share my character.
          
          Her name is Alex Jones, and she's a scumlord conspiracy theorist who believes The Government (COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE US!) is the one behind everything. She's an Entomancer, so she's raises bugs (LIKE THE ONES THE GOVERNMENT USES TO SPY ON CHALDEA!). She yells at a child, trying to teach them that Lizard People aren't the ones you need to worry about (ITS BIGFOOT! BIGFOOT IS ONE OF THEM!) and that the Jews weren't pushed into mass graves, but fed to Bigfoot (THAT'S WHY HE'S ONE OF THEM!)

Im curious as to how Typhlosion is gonna explain himself to Y/n

What is… the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow 

Very late saying this, but holy shit the San Jose Sharks choked last night. What the fuck was that back check in OT?

As of making this post, I have claimed the number 1 and number 2 spots in the shitpost tag.
          
          
          I AM LORD OF THE SHITPOST

I went like, 70 bucks over budget at the comvention I went to. Got some cool stuff though, so it's worth.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I bought a sword. Kek.