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I may be having a lot of fun writing Marche Lorraine and her hand puppet.
          
          ["Ugh, I'm gonna get sand in my puppet hole!"
          
          "Ayo?" Golshi turned towards the puppet with a raised eyebrow.
          
          "T-that's s-so inappropriate!" Marche blushed a deep crimson.
          
          "Wha?" The puppet looked between the two umas with it's mouth agape. "I'm a hand puppet! What did you think the puppet hole was!?]

***Gold Clan Hawaii Hotel Room***
          
          ["Good news. Festa is safe and sound."
          
          A collective sigh of relief from the Gold Clan echoed throughout the room.
          
          "Thank goodness..." Lucky Lilac sighed. "I was worried she fell for one of those tourism scams and got kidnapped."
          
          "Festa being safe and sound and getting kidnapped aren't mutually exclusive!" Marche's puppet spoke up, earning a squeak from Marche herself.
          
          "Y-y-you can't just say that!" Marche stuttered out. "Apologize f-for being insensitive!"
          
          "Fuck off!" The puppet turned away from it's now appalled owner.]

The Hishiama I built for the last Long CM is still putting in work and she's not built for Medium distance at all. Like I get it's group B, but what are some trainers doing???

New uma musume Emergency just dropped, "IMPOSTERS AMONG US"

Netflix DMC Season 2 Episode 7 is where I get off Shankar's wild ride. They got the fact Vergil is a selfish prick who would doom the world for more power and that's about it. I'm not gonna be a clapping seal just because Adi Shankar decided to put a plastic chair in the same scene as Vergil (if I wasn't already in a bad mood from the fact Lady: The Walking Arsenal, was given nothing but a stupid as combat knife, might have gotten a chuckle out of me).
          
          If you haven't already, I sincerely urge you to watch Foxcade's video on the Netflix DMC anime and learn more about Adi Shankar and just how much of a fan he really is of the IP's he touches.

Don't just fucking do a Dante x Lady kiss scene Adi how fucking dare you!

I'm coping and seething while watching Netflix DMC season 2.
          
          They made a fucking plastic chair joke unironically. And played "Getting Away With Murder" by Papa Roach during America invasion of Hell. Very subtle.

LEAFS MISS THE PLAYOFFS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 8 YEARS AND THEY FUCKEN STEAL THE FIRST OVERALL DRAFT PICK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS TEAM BRO!?!?!?

I am once again back to criticize the story of a Gacha game! On this episode, we have Chapter 4 of NTE.
          
          Holy fuck bro, how the hell do you completely miss the mark on writing a positive family dynamic? Like I'm supposed to give a shit about the Consantine family, but then you force me to sit there as this girl gets gaslit into believing she was cursed and that her birth is what killed her family, and then give me no opportunity to rightfully point out how weird it is that the older sister who is telling her all this looks nothing like her or her other siblings or her fucking mother.
          
          Speaking of her mother, Lady Dolores is a bad one. She just is, I don't care what Daffodil says. Dolores created her children for the sole purpose of fulfilling her needs and companionship. The story makes a point of it that Renee is the only one she ever doted on. The other kids? Neglected. Sacrificing her immortality for Renee does not make her selfless, because she still prioritized her favourite child over the other kids. She's a horrible fucking mother.
          
          I will say, Zankou was the best part of the quest hands down. Which sucks. It's bad that she's the best part of the quest because I repeat, this so called master manipulator, didn't think it was a good idea to atleast dye her hair to match the family she was pretending to be a member of. She got away with it purely because the writers said so. So why is she the best part of the quest? 
          
          Hype Moments and Aura.
          
          Yeah, that's it. It's all she has going for her. The boss fight is neat but to me it doesn't justify the feature length gaslighting session anybody with a brain could have put a stop to.
          
          So far, the Highlight of the NTE story remains Chapter 3. Hotori continues to be the objectively best character. I love Wine Moms.

In your Uma x malereader story, can you sneak in next chapter a joke about goldship having a week dictated to her, was playing the game and a entire week called golshi week or something like that, and I can't help but think this could be made into a joke in your story.