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Guess who just bought themselves weed for the first time? Bought a–and I'm being entirely serious when I say this–FUCKING CANISTER of 5 cherry flavoured gummies.
          
          THC drinks are the weirdest fucking thing to me. Like, what do you mean, mr friendly cashier? You mean to tell me people trying to quit alcohol drink these? Have you heard of non-alcoholic beer?
          
          Anyway, I bought one. Cream Soda. Very good, very tasty. Btw, for any of you Americans, in Canada cream soda is pink. Do with that information what you will.
          
          Anyway, I drank it about half an hour ago, so wish me luck in the next 15 minutes when it really starts to hit.

["Woah..." One of the Yakuza grunts whispered to the other. "I like... didn't know so much positivity could exist in the world, let alone one uma."
          
          "Yeah, the only person who could rival that positivity would be Haru Urara."
          
          "What, the racing uma?" The grunt rose an eyebrow at his sworn brother. 
          
          "Yeah, her! Actually now that I think about it they do look very similar..."
          
          Urara, Akitsu and Y/N all looked at the two grunts with deadpan stares as he analyzed Urara's face.
          
          "I'm gonna preemptively call this a bruh moment."
          
          "Hmmm..." The grunt shrugged his shoulders. "Nah. Couldn't be."
          
          "Bruh." Urara slumped her shoulders.]

Paper straws fucking suck

Insert funny haha lmao lol kek aha ice elation yin lin why do birds fly type shit please give me 200 bucks old fuckass overused never gets boring and annoying 3.14th joke in a row

I may be having a lot of fun writing Marche Lorraine and her hand puppet.
          
          ["Ugh, I'm gonna get sand in my puppet hole!"
          
          "Ayo?" Golshi turned towards the puppet with a raised eyebrow.
          
          "T-that's s-so inappropriate!" Marche blushed a deep crimson.
          
          "Wha?" The puppet looked between the two umas with it's mouth agape. "I'm a hand puppet! What did you think the puppet hole was!?]

***Gold Clan Hawaii Hotel Room***
          
          ["Good news. Festa is safe and sound."
          
          A collective sigh of relief from the Gold Clan echoed throughout the room.
          
          "Thank goodness..." Lucky Lilac sighed. "I was worried she fell for one of those tourism scams and got kidnapped."
          
          "Festa being safe and sound and getting kidnapped aren't mutually exclusive!" Marche's puppet spoke up, earning a squeak from Marche herself.
          
          "Y-y-you can't just say that!" Marche stuttered out. "Apologize f-for being insensitive!"
          
          "Fuck off!" The puppet turned away from it's now appalled owner.]

The Hishiama I built for the last Long CM is still putting in work and she's not built for Medium distance at all. Like I get it's group B, but what are some trainers doing???

New uma musume Emergency just dropped, "IMPOSTERS AMONG US"

Netflix DMC Season 2 Episode 7 is where I get off Shankar's wild ride. They got the fact Vergil is a selfish prick who would doom the world for more power and that's about it. I'm not gonna be a clapping seal just because Adi Shankar decided to put a plastic chair in the same scene as Vergil (if I wasn't already in a bad mood from the fact Lady: The Walking Arsenal, was given nothing but a stupid as combat knife, might have gotten a chuckle out of me).
          
          If you haven't already, I sincerely urge you to watch Foxcade's video on the Netflix DMC anime and learn more about Adi Shankar and just how much of a fan he really is of the IP's he touches.

Don't just fucking do a Dante x Lady kiss scene Adi how fucking dare you!