@averageidiot132
Huge L for Nikke x Persona collab
And before we see any "Why do you want to goon to a minor?" Why do the minors need to collab with the gooner game?
@Len-Tex MonkaS
@averageidiot132 Don't you worry, Nikke will probably see its EOS soon now that they have collaborated with Persona 5 lmao
An Excerpt from the Nikke Oneshot book:
["The chain of command can blow me!" Y/N scoffed. "I swear sometimes, Andersen purposefully goes out of his way to bury me in bureaucratic hell. It's been twelve business days since our last coffee shipment! Fucking COFFEE!"
"Wait, then what was I just drinking!?"
"We have to reuse the grinds Privaty! Cafe Sweety are one insult away from trashing the entire outpost!"
On cue, two voices echoed from the other side of the outpost
"THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT ME, SUGAR!?"
"I CALLED YOU A PARTNER STEALING WHORE!"]
Inari One, my beloved
Hey I made a nikke one shot book
https://www.wattpad.com/story/409180697?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=averageidiot132
Currently working on an Uma Chapter that basically functions as an introduction to many of the OC trainers I have created. The way I'm setting it up is basically a blog run by a different OC who goes around interviewing trainers. Here's a few excerpts of what I have right now.
[Hmm? What's this? There's a hidden link on this page.
*click*
You found my secret! Congratulations! You are now privy to some Extra Spicy Info. This info will appear with an * at the start of the sentence and the sentence will be Italicized.
Yes, that does mean you unlocked bust and dick sizes. Secrets that they don't want you to know either.
Also for legal reasons, I made it all up.]
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["Hey there, I'm John Trainer."
"Uh, this is a serious interview."
"Tch, fine~! Ahem! MY NAME, IS Y/N L/N! KING OF KINGS! LOOK ON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!"
Y/N then began gesturing to the wall of his various Trainee's accolades.]
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[In the past, Kazuko was the pushover type for the first few years of training Sirius Symboli. Many folks on Umatter *No, I will NOT call it UmaX* speculate Sirius seeked Kazuko out specifically because she was so easy to push around.
*I mean... that's it. The truth is right there infront of our eyes! Tracen Academy is a sham racing school! It's just a marriage pipeline! How do you get the perfect Petplay couple and pair them up like that!?
*Now you may have caught that I said "was". That's because she met FFFFFUCKING Y/N L/N. YOU RUINED THE YURI YOU DICKHEAD.]
@averageidiot132 It's me. I am John Trainer. The Inspiration and this man's muse.
Sooooo...
I may have wanted to destress and write a cute oneshot between Y/N and Ophis.
It may or may not have escalated into a lemon that I am now 1500 words into with more ideas floating around in my brain.
@ZeniAugus056 trust me, I'm cooking
As long as there's action
Like, not even cute vanilla sex. Like, actual foreplay and shit.
Damn, reworked Unity Cup goes crazy. I went from averaging S rank Uma's in Trackblazer to getting my first SS+ Uma without even trying.
@averageidiot132 My only regret is that I didn't have any end closer sparks, so my Cheerleader King Halo is suboptimal
Holy shit It just hit me that I'm finally employed again
Guess who just bought themselves weed for the first time? Bought a–and I'm being entirely serious when I say this–FUCKING CANISTER of 5 cherry flavoured gummies.
THC drinks are the weirdest fucking thing to me. Like, what do you mean, mr friendly cashier? You mean to tell me people trying to quit alcohol drink these? Have you heard of non-alcoholic beer?
Anyway, I bought one. Cream Soda. Very good, very tasty. Btw, for any of you Americans, in Canada cream soda is pink. Do with that information what you will.
Anyway, I drank it about half an hour ago, so wish me luck in the next 15 minutes when it really starts to hit.
@BiggieSNllPR nah, I'm also like super tired because I've been awake for like 38 hours
You gotta try writing something while zonked and then publish it that would be peak
Also for those who care, no I will never smoke a blunt or from a bong. I can taste it just fine, but the scent makes me fucking gag
["Woah..." One of the Yakuza grunts whispered to the other. "I like... didn't know so much positivity could exist in the world, let alone one uma."
"Yeah, the only person who could rival that positivity would be Haru Urara."
"What, the racing uma?" The grunt rose an eyebrow at his sworn brother.
"Yeah, her! Actually now that I think about it they do look very similar..."
Urara, Akitsu and Y/N all looked at the two grunts with deadpan stares as he analyzed Urara's face.
"I'm gonna preemptively call this a bruh moment."
"Hmmm..." The grunt shrugged his shoulders. "Nah. Couldn't be."
"Bruh." Urara slumped her shoulders.]
@averageidiot132 Bruh