Oceania

Thanks for following me love :D

follow http://thelazysociallife.tumblr.com shes just starting out and could use some followers

I have changed my bio because my cousin wrote it for me and now she has an account and I wanted her to have the layout of it since she came up with it

anyone who is reading this, my cousin made an ask.fm account, shes really awesome ask her anything, she is quite the honest person.......maybe a bit to honest, but shes really funny so ask her anything, we share the account but shes going to be using the most so please ask her anything,   http://ask.fm/purplesponge

Insult me- go for it I will just go all sass on your ass
          Insult my music- I will fucking track you down and you better not fall asleep tonight

Girl I hate: you should straighten your hair you would look really cute then you could hang out with me
          Me: I'm not getting up at 6 in the fucking morning just to straighten my god dam hair
          Girl I hate : you can always do it the night before and do use hair products I-
          Me: I'm not waisting my fucking time doing that when I can be on my laptop and eating food and all I fucking need is hairbrush in the morning
          Girl I hate:"        "
          
          Ok let's get something straight here I was in maths and I hate maths and we have a stupid seating arrangement and I'm stuck with this chick who used to part of the group that would bully (I hate that word) me. They still do but it's died down a bit

Today in PE
          *a dickhead throws a screw at me*
          Dickhead: that's the closest you will ever get to a screw
          people in my class: ooooo burn
          Me: I'm sorry were you just explaining your fucking life
          People in my class: oooo burn
          Dickhead: no I was telling the story of your life
          Me: I love how you care so much about me to a made up story about my life so why thankyou
          Dickhead: no one would ever want to care about you and you will die a fucking virgin
          Me: I'm alright with that as long as I'm not a fucking whore like you I'm all good. 
          * I was eating a pie I got it and slammed it into his face and wiped the rest down his shirt*
          

Having a mental break down on your birthday, I must be that fucked up oh well 

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!! Hope you have an AMAZAYN day!!!

It's my birthday tomorrow WOOOHOO- shit I have to go to school