If I tell you of myself you're sure to get bored
So I'll tell you a story about a girl with a sword

She swung it and slashed it and the villagers cried
"She should slay the dragon who lives by the tide"

So they all gathered up and called to her door
"Please slay the dragon who lives by the shore"

The girl came out of her house and brandished her sword
"It's just for my cosplay but I'll do it!" she roared

In they threw the girl who knew not how to fight
In with the dragon with wings black as night

She was gone for days but when she returned
She came back unscathed, not even burned!

"I talked with the dragon and he'll leave you alone"
She shouted to the village, making it known.

The girl then went home and didn't bother to cook
But instead logged onto Wattpad to update her book...