"Life is a soup and I'm a.... toothpick."

She | OT7 ARMY | Mystery Addict | Libra | Bookworm | Certified Strange™

        ♪ BTS - Life Goes On
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Ayo, ladies & gentlemen [Junbiga dwaetdamyeon bureulge yeah lol!] Welcome home. I have absolutely no idea how you found out about me, but since you are here, lemme introduce myself:

- Name: *doesn't have one.*
-Age: Older than the dinosaurs but younger than Seokjin.
-An OT7 ARMY [and a secret stan of Jimin]
-Has a cat who doesn't know that she's supposed to be a pet instead of a human shredder. [Damn, I have so many scratches on my wrist that people think I'm suicidal XD]
-Still waiting for Seokjin to drop his cooking show.
-Fluent in screaming when Jungkook posts on Weverse.
-My hobbies include: theorizing about BTS lore at 3AM, procrastinating like it's an Olympic sport, and pretending my life is a mystery novel [spoiler: it's mostly me vs. my Wi-Fi].
-Convinced that BTS will release Cypher pt. 5.

If you're looking for logic, you took a wrong turn. If you're looking for vibes, memes, and stories with emotional damage sprinkled in with chaos-welcome home 💜