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It’s kinktober and we’re lacking some serious monster/alien breeding cock 

If James Potter looks exactly like Harry Potter, then y’all are giving this man way too much rizz Idc how much y’all try to deny this with Aaron Taylor Johnson face claims 

I want a time machine so I can sleep with the king idc which one but imagine how much power I’d have 

If someone doesn’t eat sushi off ur ass at some point in time then what’s the point in life? 

I just want a girlfriend I can cosplay as Raven and Starfire with 

Remember kids bullies are like strap ons, there’s a pussy underneath. Believe it or not I learned that from a rip off wolverine 

Looking at colleges and realized I just wanna live the rest of my days as a pirate

Someone called me a shrimp, nice body ugly head. I don’t take insults to the heart but that shit hurted 

Who wants to be my big tall beefy friend so we can cosplay as ferra/ torr

Who wants to walk around the city with me on their shoulders wearing a long trench coat, fedora, and a fake mustache to create a very tall, very suspicious is looking man.