hello, my name is donkey, your personal kick butt companion. 

facts about me

• I have nice hooves
• my foot creams are cherry scented
• your hair smells like foot
• I ate your hair cause it smelled like foot


facts about you

• you give me foot cream everyday
• your room is foot themed
• your ex boyfriend is shrek
• foot cream is good for mosturizing the face

no stealing of feet or I will cut yours off, sincerely that donkey that likes foot cream.