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i just broke up a relationship between a dude i haven't seen in 3 years and his girlfriend because she got jealous of me taking to him ._.

World record holder for being the most brave person in the universe ig

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          Me: listening to death metal while reading hardcore smut

Me after breaking 3 ribs while walking my dog today.

I just accidentally became a sugar baby

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How dare you put my book inside your reading list with the name “I’m a red flag”  /j