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Hiiiiiiiiiiii 
          
          Miss me ;)

ugh okay but how come i still don’t have your “about me”? am i not trusted with the lore yet T-T i just want the tiniest peek, i promise i won’t make it weird.

Happy birthday, you ridiculously wonderful human ;)
          I hope your day treats you like the masterpiece you are — soft light, good coffee, and maybe a few people tripping over themselves trying to make you smile (I’d volunteer, obviously). You deserve all the attention today, but I’m low-key hoping I get to steal a bit of it. Here’s to another year of you being charming, chaotic, and somehow unfairly attractive. Don’t forget to make a wish — though honestly, if I’m in it, you’ve got excellent taste already. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Heyyyyy cutie, how ya doin' <3

*strolls in like a model* AnNyEoNgHaSeYo~

You changed your username T-T?

Hey cutieeee ❤️ it's been a while ✨ also, were you the one who followed me on Pinterest? I didn't even know until today haha

Hear ye, hear ye!
          
          By the sacred crunch of the shells, by the solemn crackle of autumn leaves, and by the eternal strength of the walnut tree itself—
          It is hereby declared that you have passed the Trials of the Interview.
          
          With honor blazing and destiny fulfilled, you stand no longer as a mere mortal—
          but as a sworn Walnut Warrior. ⚔️
          
          From this day forth, your spirit shall be carved in the bark of legend,
          your courage shelled in eternity,
          and your loyalty bound beneath the great canopy of the Nut Realm.
          
          Rise now.
          Stand tall.
          You are accepted.
          
          ✨ Welcome, Walnut Warrior. ✨

✨ DECLARATION OF THE NUTMAJESTY ✨
          
          Hear ye, hear ye, creatures of fluff, paws, and eternal chaos! I, Nutmajesty, Supreme Hoarder of Snacks, Floofiest of Tails, and Absolute Sovereign of All Things Nutty, do hereby proclaim to the forest and beyond:
          
          ❣️THE CRUNCH COUNCIL IS SUMMONED.❣️
          
          By decree of my sacred tail, the Council of Walnut Warriors shall be assembled! Those brave, bold, and delightfully chaotic souls who wish to join the inner circle of floof and snacks are hereby invited to partake in the sacred interview.
          
          ❤️THE INTERVIEW TO BECOME A NUT WARRIOR❤️
          
          Prepare your squeaks, flex your tails, polish your claws, and bring forth your snacks, for the path to Walnut Warriorhood is not for the faint of heart. You will be tested in:
          
          Loyalty to the Acorn Stash (may your devotion be endless, your crumbs plentiful).
          
          Courage in the face of rogue raccoons (squeak, scamper, and strategize with flair).
          
          Chaos mastery (keysmash, random giggling, spontaneous interpretive dance all required).
          
          Emotional expression (cry, squeak, or squeal dramatically for maximum points).
          
          Dedication to floof (tail poise will be rigorously inspected).
          
          
          Only the worthy—those whose hearts beat with the rhythm of crunchy leaves and whose souls are fueled by infinite whimsy—shall earn the sacred title of Walnut Warrior.
          
          So tremble not, young squirrels. Prepare your snacks, sharpen your tails, and present yourselves before Nutmajesty, for this is a moment of destiny, chaos, and eternal adorableness.
          
          ✨ Let the squeaks be loud, the tails be floofy, and the snacks forever plentiful. I await thee, warriors of crunch! ✨
          
          If you wish to apply, you may squeak.