WORKS IN PROGRESS:
- Unlocking Forest
- SWTDB
- Listen
- Masked (series)
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Puns are the best :)

I'm a potato.

I'm a lil weird. I laugh at my own jokes. So do you. Don't lie.

I'm crazy, I know.

I'm a total nerd, glasses and all.

I'm addicted to Wattpad comments because that's where you find the most hilarious people. 

English is not my first language :)

We're instantly friends if you're weird like me.

I've always wanted to have superpowers, I mean who doesn't?

I'm kind of a ninja but shhh don't tell okay?

Or maybe I'm secretly a princess *gasps*

I've seen royalty up close so I guess I can cross that off my bucket list.

Wow, you're still reading this? I feel honoured! I'd like to thank Wattpad for this opportunity and food because it's yummy *bows*

In my dreams I was a secret agent, that was cool.

I've always wanted to ride a lion like in Narnia. I know you want to too. But I'd rather a Jacob Black any day.

I've tried going 10 minutes without laughing and failed.

Some people call me Giggles because of the previous sentence.

I have the best conversations with people on Wattpad.

If you're still reading this: hello *does cool male nod greeting* how you doin' *smiles awkwardly*

I've seen everything slow down like in Matrix in the slow motion scene. It was pretty lit.

But most of all, and what I believe is the most important...

I love food XD

Proof that I can fly:
''A potato flew around my room before you came, excuse the mess it made, it usually behaves.''

Have a lovely day :)