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@bloodydaggered   how are you

@heretiic 
            
            hello Michael 

@bloodydaggered     hello silas

@bloodydaggered  your temper, her lack of patience, her ability to jump the gun when she’s irritated, lack of communication, should i go on 

@bIoodhoIics 
            
            name one quality that she’s gotten from me 

@bloodydaggered   i didn’t lie silas 

@bloodydaggered   okay that aside — i know he told you 

@cosmicalloophole 
            
            I don’t want to know I’ve already had a conversation about you getting married 

@bloodydaggered   so haha funny story 

@bloodydaggered  mmm funny how that works 

@bIoodhoIics 
            
            and look at us now 

@bloodydaggered   to be fair, you and i weren’t exactly friends

@bloodydaggered   i will have to end him

@heretiic 
            
            me too 

@bloodydaggered    i swear if he has a sire i will lose it

@bloodydaggered    /   mee

/ hi me 

/ beep beep 

@bloodydaggered   you should’ve seen her face when i told her about the camper incident 

@cosmicalloophole 
            
            I never disagreed 

@bloodydaggered    well, also nobody told you to go and stick it in her, so technically you’re also at fault

@bloodydaggered    use it then

@noblesired 
            
            Yes yes I know her name 

@bloodydaggered   catalina, her name is catalina silas

@bloodydaggered    i am shocked she did

@noblesired 
            
            it seems not 

@bloodydaggered    it seems your wife did not want us daggered anymore.

@bloodydaggered  that’s a side effect of our uh … one night stand … 

@bIoodhoIics 
            
            Oh lovely teenage girl hormones 

@bloodydaggered   i guess? she came in, slammed the door, screamed into her pillow and said she hated men and now she’s outside sulking