Hai, my name is AndyPanty(hoe(s)) and this is not disney channel.
*Does the wavey thing with stick* Which stick? Who knows. c:

I don't know how you got here, or why, but you've reached the dark side of the net. Therefore parents aren't allowed on the premises due to strong and frequent language and violence. Keep your parents pure, kids. 

Since Andy has given me the permission to trash his name publicly I will let you all in a little secret:
•Andy has no secrets. :/

This could possibly be because he was born on April Fools.
Sike, he was born the day after. 
Me: "You're still a joke Andy, don't worry."

Typical Andy Answer: "It enhances my humour ^.^"

If you know anyone named 'Veevee,' or name your child after that, please step forward and hang around Andy. He just loves that name. c:

Dermatologists hate him, local White Asian's potential life span keeps increasing due to shocking anti-aging secret; boobs. 

So if you have boobs, do not take this personally but he only tolerates you because you prolong his life. Don't take it personally, it's just business. 

This Aboriginal's relationship status: The Romeo to the neighbour's dog. (Woofliet)
Except this love story has Romeo who stays alive and Woofliet; whom the SPCA would suspiciously conclude was murdered. Couldn't be Romeo tho. c:

If you haven't guessed Andy prefers pussy over dogs.


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Andy's most wisest quote, "Anal hurts."

Now, I can't reveal too much about Andy because he likes doing that himself, it's just hoew he is and I encourage you all that we accept him for whoe he is. 

Quick PopQuiz: Who is Andy?

a.) Cross-dresser

b.) Woman pretending to be a man

c.) Man pretending to be a woman

d.) Man-child
e.) Blonde balding human female-dog.
f.) All of the above.

g.) None. Nothing.



P.S:  Caution: Wet dms. Slippery when wet so slide carefully.

Dueces, dudettes.

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