A very awesome welcome to this boy's MB.  This is @BertaCambell assigned (or not really)  to write a crazy bio for a crazy best friend. (yes nestie.  I copy you.  Gotta learn something from you na. Hehehe) 

Firstly, this guy.  He's awesome. But just as bonkers. If he decided to enter a egg head competition he'll definitely win. (no hard feelings okay Choc. Ily xD) 

Secondly, I call him choc which is short for chocolates. Not because he's sweet.  Which he is.  Very.  But because I get headaches because of chocolate. Jk. But he likes driving me crazy. (still ly okay.) 

Thridly,  he's very very smart.  Not just study wise but overall.  Though I have my doubts at times. (ly as always) 

Four(thly?). He a super chill person.  And you are free to pm him if you need a super duper awesome friend. 

Fifth, he's an idiot.  But he's my idiot. So don't hurt him or *loads a gun* you get? 

Sixth,  he's very cocky.  Like the second hole in the zone layer was made by him.  It's outta the sky. (stilllll ly. Hehe.) 

To end it all.  He's one of the best people in my life.  And if he's in yours then you lucky folks. And if you ever wanna gift him anything a plate of momos and a box of gulabjamuns will do it. *winks*

Lastly but not the least, I love him to another galaxy and back. And yes.  Im possessive.  *hangs a plank* (handle with care. Awesome but crazy package.) 

Toodles folks! I hope I did a satisfying job.
(@BertaCambell)
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Damn, now I can't argue with all those points. 100% of what is written is true, especially the Momos and gulab jamuns' part <3

Aaaand thank you for the excellent bio, dear nestie. Your childhood dream is now complete XD