Hey there kiddos! I'm Patton, but you can just call me dad!
•I'm the embodiment of Thomas' heart!
•I loooooooveeee puppies! And all things cute!!
• I'm working on my own book about my awesome dad jokes!
•I just ate a cookie.
•I just ate a second cookie.
Feel free to PM me! I'd love to chat with any of you kiddos!
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btwpatton
Sep 12, 2017 09:08PM
Heya kiddos! Just wanted to let you all know that a few more chapters in the joke book will be posted throughout the week.. the one shots aren't my number one priority so the schedule for that will b...View all Conversations
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