fairy tales are much more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist
but because they tell us dragons can be beaten.

                  ~G.K. Chesterton



  the only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not a man



 when I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did-in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers In his car



 why do people say " no offence" right before they're about to offend you ?



 I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motive




 My personality amuses you, I can tell, so why don't you go and follow me