Hello, my online name is Cali, which is my cat's name.
  My favorite artists are Cyra R. Cancel and Hihoshi. Hihoshi has an online comic at alienspike.com
  I have a strange obsession with cats and mythological animals, as you will be able to tell from some of my books.
  I love cliffhangers, but only if I'm the author.  If I'm the reader, I hate cliffhangers.

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　じしf_, )ノ to help kitty achieve world domination

“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.” 
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

  I wasn't born a jedi. I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia when I was eight. My Hogwarts letter didn't arrive when I was eleven. I think they forgot to send it. I wasn't claimed by a god at 13. I hope they just forgot about me. You can still teleport me a dragon egg before it's too late, though! And please do, because I really don't want to be want to be waiting on Gandalf at 50!!