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How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
          Somehow defeat a global superpower?
          How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
          Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross' flag higher?
          Yo, turns out we have a secret weapon
          An immigrant, you know and love, who's unafraid to step in
          He's constantly confusin', confoundin' the British henchmen
          Ev'ryone give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchman
          Lafayette!
          I'm takin' this horse by the reins makin'
          Redcoats redder with bloodstains
          Lafayette!
          And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em
          Drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, I'm
          Lafayette!
          Watch me engagin' em! Escapin' em!
          Enragin' em! I'm-
          Lafayette!
          I go to France for more funds
          Lafayette!
          I come back with more guns
          And ships
          And so the balance shifts